Archive for August, 2005

Kids on drawings

Monday, August 29th, 2005

Kids know. Adults don’t …

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s work.

As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

The girl replied, “I’m drawing God.”

The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what God looks like.”

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, “They will in a minute.”

Kids on whales

Friday, August 26th, 2005

Don’t argue with kids …

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah”.

The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?”

The little girl replied, “Then you ask him”.

How to explain the birds and bees

Friday, August 19th, 2005

It would be a number of years more before my son would ask me to explain where he came from. I will think about how to answer then. Meanwhile, some geek dad came up with this explanation:

Junior asks his dad, “Daddy, how was I born?” His dad sighs and replies, “Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway!”

“Well, you see your mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.

We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, but it was too late to hit the delete button.”

“Six weeks later your mum sent me an instant message saying that her operating system was showing signs of unauthorised program activity from a self extracting file which had implanted itself in her BIOS.

Then nine months later a little Pop-up appeared and said:

“YOU GOT MALE”

How would you explain it when your kid asks you the same question?

3 Questions constantly in your mind

Thursday, August 11th, 2005

In a Singapore parenting forum, one mom asked ‘What are the 3 questions constantly in your mind?’. Most moms gave answers like :

  • What am I gonna cook today?
  • Is the house neat enough today for me to skip housekeeping?
  • How to juggle meetings for the day so that i have time to express breast milk at work?

Then came a mom by the nickname of ‘molemole’ who answered with this:

  1. When Will I tio TOTO? Is it today?
  2. When Will I tio TOTO? Can it be me?
  3. When Will I tio TOTO? Today today today my turn can??

[Legend: ‘tio’ = ‘win’ in a Hokkien dialect. TOTO = national lottery in Singapore]

So what are the 3 questions constantly in your mind?

Grand tour of Adobe office building

Thursday, August 4th, 2005

Just took an online photo-tour of the grand Adobe office building.

I want to visit / work in / own a building that is this beautiful. Why? Because:

  • Can wear smart casuals to work (Actually, I’m doing this already. Hee)
  • Work with 3 or more large 19-inch LCD monitors.
  • Sit on Herman Miller office chair. (Gimme an Aeron or Cella for Christmas, can?)
  • $400,000 spent to rename ‘Marina Bay’ as ‘Marina Bay’

    Monday, August 1st, 2005

    There’s no typo in the title.

    S$400,000 of good Singapore taxpayers’ money paid to global brand expert, Interbrand, in this exercise.

    I can imagine the stunned facial expressions on the authority’s personnel when the ‘brand expert’ submitted their recommendation to them, together with a S$400,000 bill.

    Then some poor fellow was ‘arrowed’ to write the official press release and minister’s speech on this ludicrous endeavour. The press went on to published the facts on 22 July 2005.

    Is this money well spent? Well, plebeians like us don’t need to know.

    Anyway, in response to much public upheaval, the authority wrote in the press on 28 July 2005 stressing that “place branding can help differentiate Singapore from other competitors.”

    To which, insightfully reader, Mr Tony Tan Kok Tee, replied in the press on 30 July 2005 asking the authority and its team of ‘brand experts’ “how the generic name ‘Marina Bay’ can be distinctive when there are easily hundreds of marina bays around the world?”.

    Should be good amusement to follow the development of this news.

    Meanwhile, go be entertained by Mr Brown’s parody published in the press on 29 July 2005. And if you’re not offended by massive overuse of profanities, brace yourself for Rockson Takumi Tan’s blog entry on this.

    And life goes on for Singaporeans.